Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
my mom doesn’t even text me back